The Evil Elf

2006-11-18T13:31:00.000-05:00

There is evil elves who shock people. They get their fake office supplies and shock people (especially kids.) They do this everyday at 6:OO. This is what appears on your thumb after they shock you.

2006-05-07T10:31:00.000-04:00

Cole's personal assistant shimmering

Evil elves have dreams of what they should do in the future. Their latest dream was that they were related to the charmed ones. The evil elves could orb and shimmer. They were fighting Cole the whole time. The point of that dream was that should invent orbing and shimmering.

Leo Orbing

2006-04-13T10:27:00.000-04:00

This evil elf was hit in the head with a softball. Just because of that he turned good. His uncle thought he should dye it like an Easter egg because it was close to Easter.

2006-04-02T09:00:00.000-04:00

Every April Fool's day the evil elves play the meanset pranks. Like your favorite tv show was cancelled.Before the person heard April Fool's they would faint and get really upset. Then they would hear April Fool's and cry. This is what April Fool's evil elves look like.

2006-02-25T10:21:00.000-05:00

The evil elves favorite show is Charmed. They watch it whenever it's on. The evil elves watch it and get the characters' powers. Then they use their powers for evil. These are the Charmed characters. (sniff, sniff) But Shannen Doherty is gone. The new girl's name is Rose Mc Gowan.

2006-01-01T18:12:00.001-05:00

Do you know what evil elves do on New Year's Eve? K... didn't think so. Evil elves go on a killing spree. They kill people who have gotten away from them before. So every New Year's Eve stay home and lock everything that can be locked. This is one of the elves caught doing it.
Happy New Year's Eve!

2005-12-22T06:37:00.000-05:00

Don't have a happy merry Chrismahanukwanza from the evil elves.

2005-12-13T19:28:00.000-05:00

Elijah Wood is an elf. Riding in his short fat limo.

2005-12-03T16:40:00.000-05:00

This is the ONLY elf that is NOT evil. Because this is my pet Doodle. If you ever insult Doodle you will DIE.

2005-11-10T16:19:00.000-05:00

There is one elf that we should never speak of. That elf took over this celebrity's body.

2005-11-09T15:11:00.000-05:00

You think these little elves are cute. I think not.

2005-11-06T12:00:00.000-05:00

This is the elf that killed my family.